bear and stump-sitter in the woods
W.o.D. Rule #4

No production deploys on Friday.

Grand Wizqrd Fryckle Wrangling in Eastern Oraclius
From the eaves...

This Saturday morning patch commit is brought to you by the letter Steve and the number can go fuck himself.

Charles the vulgar
From the eaves...

It wouldn't be a problem except for rule #2.

Elder Troth
From the eaves...

What do you mean "You're gonna merge to master before you leave"? You know I'm on-call this weekend, right?

Elder Miskell Speaking to acolyte Nummuts